January 2010
129 posts
i can be thick too
Anne: *thoughtfully* The sky looks washed.
Rach: That's because it rained.
Me: Well done.
Rach: What?!?!
Me: *loudly* She meant like, washed like paint washed not water washed!
*beat*
Anne: Actually, I did mean water washed.
Hazy - Rosi Golan feat. William Fitzsimmons
...
well done.
Hannah: Could I finish your bread?
Me: Sure.
Hannah: I just have OCD about wastage.
Sna: Could I finish your tomatoes?
Me: Go ahead.
Sna: I don't have OCD. I just like tomatoes.
HAHA, SNA.
I decide on what is good or bad based on whether...
she amuses me
Cheryl: I want daim cake. Do you want daim cake?
Me: I kinda want the chocolate ball.
*beat*
Me: Oh dear.
Cheryl: Oh, that's okay. It's perfectly okay to want balls.
Me: Uh huh.
Cheryl: I mean, it's completely understandable at your age to want balls.
Me: Yeah, you would know.
Cheryl: Yes, I would.
Me: And what are YOU eating for dinner tonight?
Cheryl: Meatballs.
*beat*
Cheryl: HEYYYYYYY!
Oh I was some kind of smug after that, man. Hah.
20 things girls learn from twilight
ifitsthebeaches:
sexismandthecity:
3l1se:
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence. 2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones. 3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs. 4. If a boy tells you...
“People don’t realize that the little things they do or say affect other people.”
– (via staree) (via whisperhelloiloveyou)
“Love is a word that is often overused. When someone says “I love those shoes”...”
– Unknown (via fuckyeahhlove)
